Already my last day as a guest blogger! Obviously that's tragic for you, the reader of these wise words (one day....) but it's hard to come up with new subjects, so I'll be at least slightly relieved, as fun as this has been. Thanks for all your comments! It's been great. And for the record, the winning name - which WILL be in my new Charles Lenox mystery - is Nettie, courtesy of Y.S. Congratulations!
I thought this morning I'd write a few words about what happens AFTER all the hard work, AFTER the agonizing and exhilirating process of finding and agent and then a publisher, AFTER the first pass pages and galleys, AFTER you get your first author copy of the book....what happens when your book comes out.
What an exciting time. Last June (late June, actually) my first book came out. There's really been no thrill in my young career (I'm 28) comparable to seeing it sitting on a shelf in Barnes and Noble, as if it truly belonged there. Three beautiful, flawless copies - at my B&N, anyway. (By the way, I'd like to say a word for Barnes and Noble, which is unfairly maligned in my opinion; I love small independent bookstores as much as anyone, their attitude, their idiosyncrasy, but let's be fair: No bookstore carries as much stock as Barnes and Noble, has as many obscure authors, serves as various a swathe of readers, or is as casual about browsing. It's addictive. That came before its gigantism, I'm sure.)
After seeing those shelf copies, and going to every bookstore in New York to "sign stock" - that's how you can buy the signed copies with those little green stickers - I had a sickening realization: At some point I was going to have to read out loud from this thing.
I'm not one of those people who's afraid of public speaking. (Supposedly the number one fear in America, right? As Seinfeld put it: "So you mean to tell me people would rather be in the casket at a funeral than giving the elegy?") I'm used to it, in fact, both from my work in politics and from long years of high school and college seminars talking about books. But when an American writes a Victorian mystery, there's a big stumbling block - the accent. Without a kind of Alan Rickman drawl, the dialogue would sound irredeemably stilted. Try saying, "He's a decent chap, I dare say," in a Brooklyn accent, for example.
I solved this problem in what I thought was a pretty clever way: I didn't read. Instead I talked (when I was supposed to be reading) about how I was scared to read. That showed everyone. But now that I'm less than a month away from another book coming out, I'll be confronted with the same problem again. And I doubt that old excuse will hold up.
Then there's the tantalizing, maddening existence of the Amazon sales rank. Authors KNOW that the Amazon sales rank isn't a true indicator of a book's success - but really it's the only raw data we get, and we crave raw data. I, for one, could tell anyone off the top of my head the lowest number my book reached (low=good), and I bet any other author you meet could too, whether he or she admitted it or not.
And of course the one great truth of publishing a book always exists: As soon as the reviews are in, the parties are over, the sales or booming or slumping, one thing remains at home for you. The blank page. Back to square one.
So readers and authors: Do you have any advice for my next reading? What makes for a good public appearance? A disastrous one? I'm curious to hear.