by Ken Mercer titled Slow Burn
One
blistering scorcher of a novel with a fascinating character who combines Jim
Crumley, Cormac McCarthy and Sonny Berger.
Now
it that doesn't whet your appetite..
Heads up to
Michael Homler for sending it my dark way
Email
today from the sherif of a county jail in Oregon. Truly took me out of left
field.
He'd had a female prisoner, on arraigment,
accused of killing her husband.
Among her
possessions were my book!
She said to the
sheriff
'Y'all gotta read this dude, he's
wild.'
I'm hoping the book had no influence on her
alleged crime.
I'm not sure of how this links up
but it reminds me of The Galway Librarian, who told me, in a tone of
recrimination
'You are the most stolen author in
the library.'
I assured her I wasn't the
culprit.
God know's, I'll do what it takes to move
books.
But even I have, if not scruples, at least,
limits
I've always been intrigued by the term, Midlist.
One of my favorite authors supplied the
answer in The Observer last week.
He asked his
agent
'What's below Midlist?'
Not skipping a beat, the answer
came
'Poetry.'
I'm far
to wily to make any comment on this.
Louis McNeice
described our race as
.........................................slouching
round the
world
.................................with a low
cunning
..............................................................and
a faggot of useless memories.
The F-word had a
different connotation then.
I still smile at what
Elmore Leonard's agent said when Dutch asked
him
'What to write to make
money?'
Pause
'A
ransom note.'
Lingering on this general book theme
for a moment, Lou Boxer asked me to repeat his favorite professor
story.
Ok.
Our
University here, who never forgave me for goinng to the heathen Trinity in
Dublin, and I have a somewhat, shall we say, cordial
relationship.
I got a call from The English
Department, one of the professors, said
Seems to
be some money in that writing
game.'
Game!
I
said
'There has certainly been a huge explosion of
talent in crime writing
here.'
Silence.
Then
'I
was thinking of turning out a pot boiler to pay off my
mortgage.'
I had a lot of replies to that, none of
them civil but went with
'I can let you have a
batch of books to give you a broad idea.'
He
tut-tutted
I didn't know there was actually such a
sound, save in..literature.
I
said
'Good luck with
that.'
Month later, he rang again,
said
'I can't do
it.'
Did I gloat or rub his literary nose in
it?
Nope
He
explained
'I tried so hard to write badly but I
kept lapsing into literature.'
I alas, had no
Sanctuary to offer.I did however, nurture, what you might call..Slow
Burn.